Ordering food can be tricky business, fraught with bad decisions and second-guessing. One way to ensure you know what to do before you place your order is to perform a little menu research on the Web.

Before we dove into the data, we imagined menu searches might be a delectable amuse-bouche to whet our palate. It turned out that they were more along the line of deep-fried appetizers with three kinds of dippin' sauce.

Well, you can't have everything. Or perhaps you can. We looked over the top 20 menu searches for the week and examined the wares of these fine establishments. In parentheses is what we would order if presented with the menu. If you disagree with our choices, please feel free to let us know...

1. Pizza Hut Menu (Stuffed Crust with pepperoni)
2. Taco Bell Menu (3 Double Decker Tacos)
3. Olive Garden Menu (Unlimited! refills of Garden Salad)
4. McDonald's Menu (2 Egg McMuffins)
5. Outback Steakhouse Menu (3 Bloomin' Onions with extra dippin' sauce)
6. Chili's Menu (Quesadilla Explosion)
7. Jason's Deli Menu (BLT—hold the mayo)
8. Jack in the Box Menu (Bacon Bacon Cheesburger with Curly Fries)
9. Red Lobster Menu (Admiral's Feast)
10. Wendy's Menu (Spicy Chicken Sandwich and Chocolate Frosty)
11. KFC Menu (Six-Piece Extra Crispy)
12. Subway Menu (6 inch Turkey on Honey Oat)
13. Domino's Pizza Menu (Buffalo Chicken Kickers and Cinna Stix)
14. Applebee's Menu (Chicken Fingers Platter)
15. Cheesecake Factory Menu (Kobe Burger)
16. Waffle House Menu (Bert's Chili)
17. Burger King Menu (Texas Double Whopper)
18. IHOP Menu (Original Buttermilk Pancakes)
19. Panera Bread Menu (Turkey Caprese Sandwich)
20. Starbucks Menu (Venti Soy Chai)