How to Be George Lucas...
by Mike KrumboltzSep 12, 2006
1. Make lots of money with a successful film.
2. Exchange soul for licensing rights.
3. Tinker with creations, re-release ad nauseum.
4. Watch fans line up to give you their money.
George, having re-released the original Star Wars trilogy on DVD, is currently enjoying step four. And as much as we wish they wouldn't, searches on the man and his films are soaring.
But what makes these DVDs different than the ones you paid $50 for a year ago? Basically, these include the non-CGI version where Han shoots first, Anakin's ghost isn't played by Hayden Christensen, and the Ewoks sing "nub nub" at the end of "Jedi." Still no Aunt Beru shower scene, though.
While we think George may be going to the well a bit too often with the DVDs, we're hard pressed to make fun of the new Star Wars Lego video game. Searches are up 39%, and though we haven't played it yet, it looks pretty friggin' cool. So, um, George, where should we send our check?