An Open Letter to Jessica Biel
by Mike KrumboltzAug 21, 2006
Dear Jessica,
Please forgive us. We've been so busy doing searches on other Jessicas like Alba, Simpson, and Rabbit that we almost forgot about you. Fortunately pictures from the premiere of your new film, "The Illusionist," jogged our memories.
Normally we don't jump on bandwagons, but only one word describes that dress—whoa. Searchers agreed with our exclamatory reaction. Your buzz is up 221% this week.
You may be interested (though not surprised) to learn 88% of searches on your curvy physique come from men. And, in case you're planning a road trip, you're most popular in Maryland, Colorado, and Iowa.
And speaking of roadtrips, should you be in the Bay Area this December, we'd like to invite you to the Year End company party. There are video games, free soft drinks, and wide variety of finger sandwiches. Please wear the dress.
Fondly,
The Buzz Log
