Andy Borowitz: McCain Concludes Fact-hiding Mission to Iraq
Mar 19, 2008 - Presumptive G.O.P. nominee John McCain wrapped up his fact-hiding mission to Iraq today, declaring the trip an unqualified success.
"My friends, I came to Iraq to hide the facts about the way the war is going, and in that I have succeeded," Sen. McCain told reporters. "Omission accomplished."
Sen. McCain praised his campaign staff for steering clear of visual evidence of recent violence…

