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Andy Borowitz: McCain Concludes Fact-hiding Mission to Iraq

Mar 19, 2008 - Presumptive G.O.P. nominee John McCain wrapped up his fact-hiding mission to Iraq today, declaring the trip an unqualified success.

"My friends, I came to Iraq to hide the facts about the way the war is going, and in that I have succeeded," Sen. McCain told reporters. "Omission accomplished."

Sen. McCain praised his campaign staff for steering clear of visual evidence of recent violence…

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