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Report: North Korea's Kim has pancreatic cancer (AP)

AP - North Korea's authoritarian leader Kim Jong Il is suffering from pancreatic cancer and is not expected to live more than five years, a news report said, the latest speculation to emerge about his health after he reportedly suffered a stroke last year. » Full Story on Yahoo! News

who in this universe gives a s*** what he has,only thing we need to have a report on is his expiration date!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Some other nut case will take over.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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No wonder he is trying to BLOW UP the world.

Maybe he should sign up for Obama's health care plan. It's "Free."

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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abc

Really?

Well, I must say, it couldn't happen to a more deserving Dictator. Does anyone know how many days he has left??? Should we all sign a card and send it to him? How about a going away present! Yeah! How about a box of chocolate covered cherries? (loaded with botulism)

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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::::Survival Rates:::

According to the American Cancer Society, for all stages of pancreatic cancer combined, the one-year relative survival rate is 20%, and the five-year rate is 4%. These low survival rates are attributable to the fact that fewer than 10% of patients' tumors are confined to the pancreas at the time of diagnosis; in most cases, the malignancy has already progressed to the point where surgical removal is impossible.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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sorry, no matter how hard i try i just can not feel bad for this ass clown

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Ben

No wonder he is willing to blow the rest of us up. I fear his son will be just as bad though.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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I anticipate a power struggle between "Brilliant Comrade" and any number of military thugs once Kim's put in the ground. I don't think that's good for us, either.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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He will be remembered as the "little turd" who starved all those women and children, just to stay on the pig's back. Die soon and go to hell.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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don't go away mad , just go away!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Good the "Faster the Better"!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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if you're a ass***e when alive, you'll just be a dead ass***e when you're dead

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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May his death be a long, slow, immensely painful one for what he's inflicted on his people.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Another yellow belly bites the dust!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farewell you ancient popcorn FART! May you burn in hell and your son to follow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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good he is the worlds biggest jurk by me an 8 yr old

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Great news for this yellow slimeball

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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jia

He will manage to nuke the whole world before he is tortured in the
inferno of hill.
May all communist dictators die a slow, excruciating and horrible death.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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I won't gloat over his health problems butI sure as hell won't cry over them either.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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I just do not believe it.. If he really does have cancer, why hasn't terrorist Obama RUSHED there to see him and give him one trillion dollars of our tax money and tell him how sorry he is that the evil United States has been to him... It just cannot be true

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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I hope its true!I hope he dies and goes straight to hell where he belongs...

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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YAY!!!


Ding Dong the b*tch is dead

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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can anyone flood n. korea with all this positive thought? lol! got to be some way to show them how we feel ! can't we send them the salt for there wounds?

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Well which is it? He either has cancer or he doesn't. This is not reporting--this is fishing and taking up space in the paper. Just notify us when this termite is dead--now THAT will be newsworthy.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Hopefully The Next Ruler In Line Will Be Less Of A Compulsive Fanatical; However, Human Intuition And History Shows It He Will Try To Out Do The Previous Leader!!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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What?--No liberal posts calling us all haters for saying bad things about this waste of skin? No remarks about the good things he's done like not stepping on a bug when he was 9? If there is a hell, this stinking bastard will rot in it, along with hitler, stalin, osama, obama, chavez, etc...

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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good for tiny kimchi at last he will die asap...

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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S

I HOPE THEY PUT A NUC UP YOUR BUTT AND SET IT OFF TO KILL THE PAIN YOU SADAM NUMBER 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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It's not surprising this guy is lobbing missiles around. He does not want to go peacefully. He doesn't care who he takes with him. Maybe this guy's threats should be taken a little more seriously these days, before he does something very stupid.

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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Paging Micheal Jackson's doctor. You're wanted in North Korea....

posted Jul 13, 2009 |
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hey all you slimeball rightwing nuts...get off the rush limpball crack, just long enough to talk sense, you mindless bastards

posted Jul 14, 2009 |
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