Submitted: Jul 3, 2008 - John McCain and Barack Obama are both spending the 4th in the western part of the States (Phoenix and Montana). I'm sure it means nothing. Meanwhile, on this sort of fake work day, I leave you for the long weekend with some thoughts from a fake worker:

First, you wake up and immediately eat an apple. Why an apple? Because there’s nothing more American than an apple. The next step in a…