Glengarry Rod Blagojevich

ROD BLAGOJEVICH, AKA BLAGO, the governor of Illinois, is at his tacky Ravenswood home, on the phone. His wife is sprawled on the couch behind him, petting a fur coat made entirely of hundreds of white kittens. Blago waves a copy of the Chicago Tribune as he speaks.

BLAGO (into phone)

So we gotta do something about the f***** Trib and its f***** editorials.

BLAGO'S WIFE

Hold up that f*****… » Full Story on Salon.com