Staycation Nation

We need euphemisms more than ever in this economy. Times may not be kinder or gentler, but language sure is. You had to "transition" your mother into that "senior residence"? Yo comprendo. You find your 7-year-old's best friend -- the one who can't sleep over without calling home five times -- "challenging"? I feel you, brah. But as far as I'm concerned, "pain in the ass" will never go out of… » Full Story on Salon.com