I Like to Watch: Why "The Bachelorette" hears wedding bells while "The Bachelor" vows to honor and…
Submitted: Jul 5, 2008 - Happy Birthday, America! I guess you're probably feeling your age this year, huh? Well, it's true, you're not nearly as young or as cool as you used to be before they paved over your amber waves of grain to put up five-bedroom, eight-bathroom McMansions. Your gas and food prices skyrocket while the value of your homes spirals downward. Meanwhile, your citizens refuse to distract themselves with…

