First buzzed by: anonymous
Oh, my God! This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Great piece! And how horrible! Talk about your life going down the crapper. And how terrible I am to laugh at another's misfortune. Thank you for a perverted type of holiday cheer!
And don't forget you shouldn't flush when seated anywhere you are. If you're on land and flush while seated, you get microscopic toilet spray all over your butt. I learned that from Dave Barry!
Always close the lid no matter where you are!
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