“Your right, Michael. But at least I can expel my waste without my boyfriends mushroom blocking it. You pollute each time you open your man-pleaser. ”

“Actually, Eric, it looks like the only fools here are the ones who think red thumbs mean they are popular. Maybe on this post the libs didn't say everything I said, but even a blind lemming like yourself can't deny you have heard it before. David… ”

“Bwood, running electric costs more than plumbing, and I have a computer. DUH. Besides, why pay for plumbing when I can continue to sh!t in your yard??? ”

“Um, Gary. I was being sarcastic. Obama is only my president because I live in the US. I didn't vote for him. Wrong party. ”

“Well, the computer wouldn't fit, but I do have a printer. DUH. ”

“Premanufactured Liberal response to this story: "Sarah Palin. Loser. Quitter. Loser. Quitter. I hate her. Poor tomatoes. Our party is better than yours because we have a hip president. It's her fault the health care reform won't pass.… ”

“Yeah, grateful, but it's not better than not being able to get YOUR health care plan passed, even with Congress and Senate and the POTUS all of the same party..... Besides, Bush needed those shoes for his second term. Something Barry won't… ”