“joey, have you ever spent time in a turkish prison? ”

“i hope they don't take the diarrhea medicine off of the shelves. that's what you get after listening to a palin speech ”

“this is great!!!! the 2012 republican front runner has to be protected from being hit by tomatoes!!! is this all the republicans have??? well, i guess it is better than having a shoe thrown at you . ”

“thanks bush!!!!! your legacy is in full swing right now!!! it's going to take obama more than a year to fix all of the damage from AWOL bush and "5 DEFERMENT" cheney ”