“And you wear a strap-on, moron. ”

“That's real deep. NOT..... ”

“The winningest quarterback in college history. Longest winning streak. Colt McCoy was robbed. That's OK, he will have to just pull a Vince Young and make "tide" look like USC in 2005. The curse is on bama. ”

“Yes, and the world is flat. Science is scary to the ignorant. ”

“Maybe you can suck his weiner. Ya sheep. ”

“All you people driving around in your mitsubishis, Hondas, and toyotas etc. Shut the F#%k-up. Because--you did forget. ”

“Dangerous? You don't have a clue. USSR wasn't Socialist. Der! ”

“5 deferments Dick should run. A Republican chicken hawk like him would insure a Democrat victory ”