“Thats why there in Iowa,spaced out so you can't find them. They probably own a 1000 acres apiece of vast lands so there hard to find. ”

“Pam--as a soldier you don't,no how, no way. No long hair and no color. The soldier would stand out like a florescent colored lightbulb and the terror shooter would take his head off. Also as a soldier all pierced crap comes off---Theres your rules… ”

“Ask the idiots with real long hair how it feels to have it pulled and yanked out of your head by the roots while using a drill press. These macho men that think they shouldn't have to abide by the rules and wear a hair net. How about a long haired… ”

“Isn't that nice of this group of Citi crooks to alow these people to stay in there homes for the holiday. They must have some type of guilt riding there backs like bricks. Well it gives the home owners a chance to buy tents for Christmas before the… ”

“Give me there addresses and I'll write them a Santa letter telling them my wishes----I want to go all green, in money! ”

“I was at Wal-Mart the other day and saw Tiger Woods sitting on Santas lap wishing for new golf clubs and bag. Santa said; Ho,Ho,Ho and Tiger replied with--Where,Where,Where! HAPPY HOLIDAYS. ”

“I'm glad there coming along well with this environment issue. This means the rich will have to downsize there mansions to within 2000 square feet. Downsize there yaghts from 155+feet to 16 foot pontoons. Nomore then 8 stringers of christmas tree… ”

“Hold It hillary, isn't this money our tax dollars,no one ask for my permission. Did we vote on this somewhere and i missed it. What happened to paying off our debt first, Oh' I see it doesn't matter any more is that right? ”